Rewriting Headlines: 25 Bits of BREAKING Good News
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Rewriting Headlines: 25 Bits of BREAKING Good News
Are you tired of all the headlines proclaiming evil in our nation? It seems like 99% of the “breaking news” we hear about from secular media is bad, worse, and worst!
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However, I got tickled recently when I thought how we, as Christians, might reshape those headlines to focus on truth.
How different would the world look if the breaking news proclaimed the goodness, faithfulness, and mercy of God—instead of the gloom and doom that society embraces? I think we’d be an awful lot happier and more encouraged. It would help us to remind ourselves daily that the Word of God is still true, and our Sovereign God still sits on His throne. He is still the governmental center of the universe!
So, with sanctified humor and tongue in cheek, I found myself imagining some rewritten-for-good headlines. And I thought that perhaps you might also enjoy the humor of a few of these.
Friend, examine with me the following 25 “rewritten” breaking news headlines that proclaim the goodness of God.
And granted, some of these are a little long to be actual newspaper headlines; however, work with me, okay? Here we go:
- BREAKING: As More Banks Fail, Jesus Christ Remains the Same
- BREAKING: Wicked People In Politics, But God Still On Throne
- BREAKING: Voters Frustrated, But Ekklesia Still Rules
- BREAKING: Jesus Still Casts Out Demons
- BREAKING: Deep State Manipulates, But Jesus Turns Hearts of Kings Like Water
- BREAKING: God Still Heals Land When Christians Humble Themselves, Pray, Seek Him, and Repent
- BREAKING: Christians Persecuted, But God’s Compassions Fail Not
- BREAKING: Danger On Every Side, But No Evil Shall Befall You
- BREAKING: Recession Strikes, But They That Wait On the Lord Shall Not Be Put to Shame
- BREAKING: Elderly Man After God’s Own Heart Has Never Seen the Righteous Forsaken, Nor His Offspring Begging Bread
- BREAKING: Mutual Funds Down 70%; God Still Supplies All Our Needs
- BREAKING: People Feel Forgotten, But God Still Hears Prayer
- BREAKING: 4 Banks Fail, But God Remains Faithful
- BREAKING: People Feel Scared, But Perfect Love Casts Out Fear
- BREAKING: Depression Strikes, But In Presence of God Is Fullness of Joy
- BREAKING: Government Mandates Isolation, But Community and Friendship Still Heal
- BREAKING: Sugar Bad For You, But Jesus Gives Honey From the Rock
- BREAKING: Sickness Still Healed At Name of Jesus
- BREAKING: God Still Multiplying Daily Bread
- BREAKING: Shepherd Seeks One Lost Sheep; You’re Not Too Far Gone To Restore
- BREAKING: Legislators Argue, But Two Christians Agreeing In Prayer Bring Change
- BREAKING: Tech Sector Tumbles for 3 Consecutive Years, But Tithing Still Opens Heaven
- BREAKING: Common Sense Flees Nation, But Wisdom Still Freely Available From Above
- BREAKING: God Redeems Nation Despite Presidential Mishaps
- BREAKING: People Hate God, But His Goodness Sneaks Up On Them and Brings Repentance
Beloved, can you find something to smile about in this list of 25 bits of breaking good news?
I sure hope so. Remember, friend, that morning by morning God’s mercies are still new. Our nation may be in upheaval and tumults of various kinds, but our Father in Heaven still rules and reigns. He is still on His throne, and your prayers in the name of Jesus are still stronger than the devil could ever be.
Rest in His love and keep your faith in His Word today!
What other headline could you come up with to proclaim God’s faithfulness and mercy? Let us share your smiles with you; leave your “BREAKING news headline” ideas below!
Jamie Rohrbaugh is the founder and CEO of From His Presence. She is the author of Getting to Know the Sevenfold Holy Spirit, and she seeks to equip you to carry His manifest glory everywhere you go. Her resources have been published by YouVersion Bible Plans, Charisma Magazine, The Elijah List, Spirit Fuel, and various other ministry outlets. You can find free mentoring on her podcast, Take Your Territory with Jamie Rohrbaugh, which is available through your favorite podcast streaming app. Download her free prayer tool, Praying the Names of God: 555 Biblical Names of God and How to Use Them in Prayer and Worship, here. Photo credit: Unsplash.
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Lord God let us who truly love you raise our eyes towards you despite all the evil and bad news that occurs more and more as time moves on. We know you provide protection with the Holy Spirit and give you glory whatever we see or hear. Your the rock AMEN 🙏!
These 25 good news posts make great prayer starters and prayers about everything going on today! Thank you!
Awesome article. Made my heart happy. Thank you so much for being a Kingdom Ambassador!
BREAKING: You say you have lost your way…Jesus is the way, the truth, and life!
This is powerful! So good! We are to take captive our thoughts. Thanks for the encouraging reminder.
This put a smile on my face, Jamie, as I read this. Thank you! 🙂
Thank you , Jamie, for that reminder of whom we serve, and that He will NEVER leave us, or forsake us. Yes, the secular news is all about doom and gloom, but we, as His children , know that He is really in control, not these things in this life, that are subject to change. In order to stay focused on His Kingdom and all the good news of the Kingdom, we cannot get caught up in the doom and gloom of the secular news, nor the ungodly behavior around us. Greater is He who is in us, than he who is in the world. This is Scripture to stand upon. Thank You, Jesus!
I LOVE this idea. I would really like to see these titles be the norm. It would be so encouraging and take our faith to the next level! Please consider changing the “bias” in this way.
I love it!😊
School fires teacher for not confusing students with gender pronouns, Because we all know God made them male and female the only two genders
This brought so much joy to my heart! I smiled as I read every one of these. Thank you Jamie, for sharing your heart for the Lord in these beautiful reminders of our Faithful God. I just loved these!!!🙏🏻💕🙏🏻
You are such a God Gifted woman! I always am moved by your Spirit led and filled prayers and these headlines were so so good! To God Be All the Glory!
All the above Scriptures minister to me. We should not ever give up and continue to 0ersevere in faith, love and prayer. For the Scripture states if we do not give up we shall reap harvest. The Holy Spirit just gave me this now.
Thank you so much.🌻 These are wonderful truths.
Praise God 🙂🇱🇷
Breaking – Jesus claims more lives than Covid!
Breaking – False prophet exposed! Said he met Christ on the road and is now preaching the Good News!
Breaking – People turn to Jesus in these tough times – find true love and acceptance in Him.
Breaking – Ru Paul comes to Jesus, renounces his lifestyle and encourages others to do the same!
Jesus, Your humor in heaven is remarkable. Thanks for the reminder that You sit in heaven and laugh at our mutual enemy. A loud and heart hip hooray for You!
This is AWESOME!
WORLD IN A PANIC AS MILLIONS DISAPPEAR! MILLIONS COME TO JESUS AS A RESULT!
That was refreshing! Thank you for sharing such truthful and wonderful thoughts!
Man held captive by the king of beers set free by The King of Kings.
Storms and chance of tornados across the country but Jesus calms the storm and God is not a God of confusion.
Ultrasound shows a defect in baby in uteri but God says all are fearlessly and wonderfully made.
O Lord You Rule
BREAKING: All J6 prisoners released and healed; Jesus redeems jailers and warden
Oh How we would rejoice as soon as that headline is True!
And, The Holy Spirrt through Jesus Christ is still working and moving, just as when Paul, and Peter were released from jails in miraculous ways! When God’s timing is Right, everyone will see it occur! Keep praying, Keep Looking Up, Keep on Walking in His Light